The Phantom of the Office returns to his own haunts.

The Phantom woos Sarah through the universal language of terror.

The Phantom feels the pain of loneliness, or possibly the burns and sores that cover his body.

Home is where the human heart is.

If music be the food of love, then he’ll save the penguin meat for later.

To be one of us, you must be willing to sacrifice. Your dignity.

Home is where the heart is. The pig’s heart, to be exact.

CollegeHumor’s most masked employee crashes a BustedTees think tank.

Some creatures only hunt at night.

The Phantom looks for true love with help from Gale. Tip 1: No fires.

One is a master of dark arts, the other is an incompetent employee. We honestly can’t tell which is which.

Buy me some peanuts and venison chuck.

The closest way to a woman’s heart… is through her ribcage.

It’s tough to date coworkers, especially when they fear death.

CollegeHumor’s favorite be-masked apparition harnesses his chi.

Phantom makes the social rounds with his colleagues.

More moments from your favorite CH Worker.

The Phantom isn’t here to make friends.