One time MP Tarquin Shirley Stanstead Scrote falls on hard times after taking the government to court. He is convinced that he has a bank account somewhere with a large amount of money in it but can he find it? This follows the adventures and mishaps of Tarquin as he battles with himself and his alcohol problem!

Giles is the hopeless farmer with big ideas. The fifth episode in the series which follows Giles and his five brothers (sextuplets) as they stumble from one disaster to another.

Being too much of a grass bag for his own good, Ronnie is forced to move to Iceland. In an effort to avoid those who wish to punch his cheap plastic face till it hurts, Ronnie uses a discount bottle of TCP and a small plane to return to South London where he feels he belongs!

The 'Tornado' is waiting fo that big shot at the big time and is convinced that he's going to make it. Can he prove the non believers wrong?

David Scrote has to be the worst photographer ever. Obsessed with 'top shots', and a dangerous driver, he's still convinced he can make it big by snapping celebrities

The first episode follows the chaotic life of Dr Scrote. From guest appearences on the Last Resort, giving guided tours of the hospital to treating a few patients here and there. Dr Scrote seems more worried about when the local pubs are open than medical matters.