Happy Gas: Mr. Cramp, Mrs. Cramp and Wayne start to act like children when swamp gas fills their home.
Twin Toys: Wayne tries to recover Lucien's lost childhood toy.
Just Desserts: Lucien tries to help Randall lose weight, while Wayne goes on a dessert-only diet to get fatter
Pirate Pants: Lucien is forced to stay with the Phelps' when a school protest backfires.
Slave Mart: Wayne and Lucien are forced to work in the local supermarket when their fighting causes damage to one of the displays. Cool for Cramp: Mr. Cramp tries to prove that he is cool after Wayne sees Mr. Parsons on a skateboard.
Mister Congeniality: Lucien protests against the "Junior Princess Beauty Pageant" at the mall by joining the competition. Get Greedy: Wayne tries to get Dad a promotion at work.
Lion Worrier: Wayne persuades his Dad to dress up as a lion for his show-and-tell lesson.
Grandma Dearest: Wayne and Lucien spend a terrifying night at Grandma's house.