Al and Griff start a barter to get a massage chair. Meanwhile, Kelly gives massages to Bud.
With hours before Kelly's wedding, Al learns that Kelly's new beau is lusting for other women and since Kelly is his daughter, he takes offense to that.
Bud's pen-pal from prison and her boyfriend pay a visit to the Bundy household and takes the family hostage, but Kelly ends up falling in love with the boyfriend.
Al makes a pact with the devil and gets to play for the Chicago Bears.
Marcy becomes jealous when her lesbian cousin, Mandy, comes to visit.
Marcy gets Jefferson a membership to the health club and he becomes a spectacle there. Meanwhile, Bud directs when Al and Kelly star in a commercial for the shoe store.
Kelly guest appears on a kiddie show, but ends up taking over the entire show. Al and Peggy get twin beds.
A disguised Peggy starts dancing at the nudie bar, and Al loves her character, not knowing that it is Peggy.
Kelly and Bud finds that Peggy's new boyfriend will force them to work if he marries Peggy.
Al moves into a room in the airport. Meanwhile, Peggy finds a new boyfriend.
Al and Peggy split up after seeing a marriage counselor. Kelly must learn to box to get a part in a movie.
Seeking regular meals, Al and Griff join the army, but end up having to help with a garbage strike.
Bud asks Al to repair the basement after Al starts charging him rent. When Al refuses, Bud calls a health inspector who makes Al live in the basement after it is deemed uninhabitable.
After Al tells Bud to lower his standards in women, Bud starts dating Al's boss Gary.
When Peggy gets amnesia, Al turns her into the perfect wife, which makes everyone happy, except Marcy.
Al is sued by all of the overweight women he has insulted in the past, and they hold a trial in the shoe store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud tint the windows on Al's car for his birthday gift.
Al and Griff are fired during the holidays and have to take small jobs in the mall. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud swipe biblical figures from the D'Arcys' nativity scene and Peggy enters the neighborhood Christmas decoration contest.
Peggy and Kelly both enter a singing contest when they are on vacation in Missouri.
Al goes to look for his aunt's pie, but finds she is dead.
Al buries the Dodge and leases a new sports car. Meanwhile, Peggy digs up the Dodge so she can sell the engine.
Al's Dodge starts sputtering so he sends the rest of the family to find a fuel pump for it while he recalls the good old days in his Dodge.
Kelly must sign a morals clause when she gets a commercial part playing a nun. Meanwhile, Al gets to be on Cops as Officer Dan's partner.
Al and Griff blackmail Gary, because of a bad promotion contest, when they find the shoes from the shoe store are made by children in sweatshops. Meanwhile, Peggy wins a microwave and Kelly and her try to hide it from Al.
The neighbors take refuge from a twister.
