Wave goodbye to Paul as he is cast adrift on the high seas with only Delia Smith for company.

Paul reveals he used to be Cilla Black and exactly what he said to Churchill during the war.

Paul takes a slow dive into the chaos theory of a beer mug, a standard lamp and the head of a traffic warden.

It's glamour and excitement all the way as Paul Merton travels to 1930s Hollywood, 18th century Ruritania and, er, 20th century Stanstead Airport... Then there's the exorcist. And the jellied eels.

Paul winkle-picks his way up to the Yukon and down again to the ageless delights of Eastbourne.

Features Paul's tobacconist kiosk; a very strange butcher's shop; and what happened when Paul joined the SAS.