Whether you're making your battle plans, preparing to storm the beach, rage through the night, or seal the deal with a fellow spring breaker, Guy Code is your guide to a successful spring break.

We discuss getting freaky with your girl, the perfect pregame, nicknames and jobs.

We discuss masturbating, fighting, the perfect roommate and how to handle a breakup.

We cover drugs, money, the ex-girlfriend and why guys are so competitive.

We discuss tattoos, girlfriends, whether men should go on diets and how to get your girlfriend into sports.

We cover cheating, the ideal wingman, cooking 101, whether your friend's ex-girlfriends are ever fair game.

Guy Code rings in the holiday season with tips on office holiday parties, going home for the holidays, gift-giving and New Year's Eve.

We discuss the ideal bachelor pad, what to know about strip clubs, long distance relationships and penis size.

We discuss how to avoid the Friend Zone, proper protocol to Social Networks, what matters when it comes to your ride, and how men should handle contraception.

We learn when it's appropriate to cry, how to drink like a man, the unspoken rules of karaoke, and what kind of bath and shower products a guy should use.

The ultimate guy's guide to the laws of manhood: Guy Code to Dancing, Bathroom Etiquette, Exercise and One Night Stands.

The ultimate guy's guide to the laws of manhood: Manscaping, Sexting, Bottle Service and Camping.