Markus dumps Desi and seeks comfort in the arms of a mysterious stranger, while Sam and Neil confront the harsh realities of dating an escort. Kirill finds himself on the receiving end of one of his famous facials. Va$htie plans a girls night out but a handsome admirer takes the night in a new direction.
Kirill's insane lifestyle is starting to anger his girlfriend Lauren. Markus gets an opportunity to move beyond the velvet rope and into the world of stand-up. The Fat Jew tests his intern to see if he's up to the task. And we meet Va$htie a lovely and talented DJ who is trying to make a name for herself in the most competitive of cities.