Zorn's old friend Headbutt Man is coming to Orange County, only he's now sober. Alan is invited to a party being attended by Nancy, but he has to bring Headbutt Man's daughter with him.
Zorn uses his body double dummy "Meka-Zorn" to sneak out of work and wait in line for the latest video game in a series that has Alan and Craig bonding, while Edie and Linda take their frustrations with Zorn out on the dummy.
Zorn tries to rally his co-workers when he sees someone stealing hot sauce from the break room and Alan is afraid of showing his legs in gym class during swim unit.