An angry man has to choose between silence and violence. A good man has to choose between his butcher shop and family and a fat man has to choose between his health and piles of money.

A daughter gets a surprise birthday message from her departed mum. A mob boss welcomes and new kid into his gang and a man returns to his childhood home with a strange request.

When a mysterious man at the pub grants three friends one wish each, they get a lot more than they wished for.

A mother struggles to accept her missing child back into the family. An app designer tears himself apart while looking for the perfect fart sound. And two dads have a difficult first day in the school tuckshop.

A busy couple hire the wrong babysitter to look after their kids in the pool. A newly elected President finds out that being the most powerful man in the world can really suck and a couple argue about kidnapping a girl.

A single-issue political candidate wants to raise the legal age of buggery to 25. An American tourist walks into the wrong country pub. And a young racist faces her fears in a kebab shop.