The Darlings each recount their version of a story about how they hosted a child's birthday party gone wrong. Christine goes hard, Bev tries to exterminate a problem, and Jodie makes some magic happen.

Beverley and Christine seek help from a coven of witches to lift a curse placed upon them by a group of teenage girls. Jodie tries to break her bad luck streak in dating by going out with a former Full House co-star.

Christine and Brandon start double-dating a new cool couple. Jodie and Beverley find themselves in the middle of a public protest at their local park.

On vacation for a girls getaway weekend, Christine sneaks Brandon into the hotel to make a baby, Jodie runs into an ex-boyfriend she ghosted, and Beverley accidentally eats a pot brownie.

Beverley and Christine find out that their shared nanny used to be a pornographic performer; Jodie learns an important lesson about doing her daughter's homework.

Jodie tries a new celebrity dating app; Christine goes method for an acting role as a Russian prostitute; Beverley pulls out all of the stops to get her children into a prestigious preschool.

Jodie attempts to boost Christine's popularity on social media by posting a fake death announcement; Beverley's public meltdown in her gynecologist's office goes viral.

Beverley, Jodie and Christine reminisce about New Year's Eve 1999; while attending a Y2K party hosted by Will Friedle, the girls end up locked in the basement together and find that they have much more in common than they thought.