IS THIS THE END OF JUST A DASH?!?! IM ALL DRESSED UP FOR WHAT? FOR MY CREW TO TELL ME I LOOK LIKE DANNY DEVITO AS THE PENGUIN!!! IM JUST TRYING TO SHOW SOME FRENCH CLASSIQUE TECHNIQUE AND MAKE BEAUTIFUL CONSOMME SKIM THE ULTIMATE SCUM RIDE THE MEAT RAFT LIFE RAFT I NEED A FUCKIN MINUTE!!!! I FALL BUT I RISE FROM THE ASHES LIKE A PHOENIX LIVING WELL IS THE BEST REVENGE WATCH THE NEW EP OF JUST A DASH WATCH ME CRUMBLE
SOMETIMES U WIN SOMETIMES U LOSE BUT ON JUST A DASH U ALWAYS WIN!!!! WE'RE GOING VEGAN?!?!?! OLD PITA NEW PITA STRAY PITA IN THE KITCHEN GOTTA FIND IT BEFORE TRISHIE GETS MAD WHAT EVEN IS MICHELLES JOB???? GOT A COUPLA GARLICS FRIED LIL FALAFELS NO CLEAN TOWELS MICHELLES A CHESS CHAMPION WE R INTERPRETING DREAMS!!!! LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE CHECKMATE TROLL ME!!!
IM CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY WITH MY BEST MOST LOVED FRIEND CHEF RANG WITH THE BEST MOST LOVED BUFFALO CHICKEN FINGER SUB!!!! RANG THINKS CHICKEN FINGERS ARE FOR LOSERS BUT THEYRE FOR BIG DOGS TOO THEY DONT PROTECT FROM MURDER HORNETS OR THE DISRESPECT FROM VAPE SMOKING CAMERA B BUT THIS SUB IS FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!! JUST A DASH NEW EPISODE WATCH IT LIKE IT SUBSCRIBE AND THEN WATCH TAG AND CRY HAPPY TEARS ABOUT TRUE FRIENDSHIP AND NOT SNAKES LIKE CAMERA B!!!!!!
HOOWWWDDDYYYY ITS MAYOR MCGILLACUDDY ON JUST A BEEF JUST A DOODLE JUST A GARBY’S PRIME RIB BEEF N CHEDDAR COOL DOWN WITH SUM SARSAPARILLA AFTER A BIG DAY OF LASSOING AND RIDING PONIES AND DISLOCATE UR JAW FOR THIS SIXTY DOLLAR BEEF N CHEDDAR?!?!? MIX UP CHEESE WEZ MUSTARD N MILK?!?!? GET UR COWBOY HATS AND FEDORAS ON WE’RE FLY WRANGLIN ON JUST A DASH!!!! NEW EPISODE OUT NOW WATCH LIKE COMMENT ON MY BEEF COOKING SUBSCRIBE YEEEHAWWWWW!!!!! I NEED A LOZENGE!!!!
LIFE GETS HEAVY I HAVE FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS I RIDE THEM LIKE A WILD PACK OF STALLIONS SKIM THE SCUM ENJOY THE FAT SCRAP FLAVOUR OF FATTY BEEF CHEEK ENCHILADAS TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER LOVE EACH OTHER A LITTLE BIT MORE COOK FOR EACH OTHER!!!!! I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FOOD I HAVE THE BRAIN OF A CAT BUT I KNOW I LIKE COJITA CHEESE ON MY BEEF CHEEK ENCHILADAS!!!! FIRST JUST A DASH EPISODE OF THE NEW YEAR OUT NOW!!!!
SICHUAAAAAAAN CHILI FISH BILLY FISH LET’S GOOOO ZANIACS!!!!!! SPICY SPICY NOSE TICKLING SICHUAN GOOD FOR TRISH THE SQUISH 7 MONTHS PREGNANT!!!!! FLAKY BEAUTIFUL COD PEA SHOOTS EXTRA SPICY SICHUAN FLAVOURRRRRR SHOUTOUT TO FLY BY JING SICHUAN MASTER!!!! SO GOOD MELT AN ICEBERG AND SAVE TITANIC BILLY ZANE IS MY NEW BFF MICHELLE DOESNT ZANE AND TELL SHE’S THE NEW BOSS OF JUST A DASH TWIST ENDING M NIGHT SHYAMALAN IS SHOOK!!!! NEW EPISODE OF JUST A DASH OUT NOW!!!!!
CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN STARTS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!! CHRISTMAS GOOSE SO GOOD RANG DOESNT EVEN WANNA TALK ABOUT IT!!!! GOOSE FAT EQUALS LOVE EQUALS SEX!!!! KETCHUP AND SOY SAUCE IN GRAVY?!?!!? FESTIVE UMAMIIIIIII SANTA RANG SHOWS ME HIS FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS MOVIE TIS THE FUCKING SEASON!!!! NEW EPISODE JUST A DASH OUT NOW!!! HO HO HO YOU FUCKING FREAKS ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE GO DOWN TO THE DIRT DOG BASEMENT AND LEAVE A COMMENT YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATHS BUY SOME MERCH PLEASE HAPPY HOLIDAYS
SEASON FUCKING TWO!!!! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I COOKED!!!! ITS ALL OVER!!!! JUST A DASH RETURNS WITH I THINK PARTY TRAY PIZZAS!!!!! LETS GO!!!!! THIS SEASON ALMOST DESTROYED US ALL!!!! MORE CHAOS LESS FOOD MORE MICHELLE MORE YELLING MORE MICHELLE ITS ALL ABOUT MICHELLE!!!!! SHE IS MY LORD AND SAVIOUR!!!!!